"Are you ready for me to read you a story?"

"Are you sure you're listening?"

"OK, here we go."

"...'I love you through and through'..."

"Actually, wait, hold on, I just gotta play with this toy for a second."

"OK, I'm back. ...'I love your insides'..."

"...'I love your outsides'..."

"Hold on, did I just wet myself?"

"...'I love your eyes, and your nose'..."

"...'I love your ears and your toes'..."

"Whoa, a little speed-wobble going on here!"

*CRASH*

"It's OK, everybody, I'm alright!"

"Did you see that wipeout?"

"Anyway, let me finish... 'I love you through and through, yesterday, today, and tomorrow too.'"